Tonight is Oscar night...
not that, that means much to me....
because you see I don't get to the movies often.
I have only seen one of the the 9 movies up for best film
and I don't think I could even list what they all are.
Shoot, I'm not even sure if there are 9.
The one thing I do like about watching the Oscars
is the red carpet.
It's really all about the fashion.
Here are a few dresses I would wear to the Oscars
if I was so inclined to attend (heehee)...
and the Oscar goes to....